Sunday, April 12, 2009

Tell Us About Your Dream

The Q Science Dream Survey was initiated because an informal poll of our friends and acquaintances indicated it is not uncommon for seemingly ordinary humans to have some crazy-ass dreams and perplexing, disturbing and sometimes clarifying hallucinations. After learning of this phenomenon, it seemed incumbent on us, the Q Science Team, to launch an extensive, ongoing investigation utilizing the hottest, cutting-edge nanotechnology and psychologically intoxicating dream artifacts to shed enlightenment on the subject.

The interest almost all people have in dreams may indicate a collective yearning to escape from their apparently stable daily existence and find novelty between the sheets. And indeed, a summary of our initial findings illustrates the high degree of plasticity of delusions experienced by the mind while the body languishes in a sleeping state. Actually, we were surprised (not shocked, we’re scientists after all) by the graphic nature of some dreams that were reported during the trial survey. It seems that with the slightest provocation our respondents described elaborate episodes that will make your hair stand on end.

So without further ado we present our initial unexpurgated (but always summarized) results of the trial Q Science Dream Interpretation Survey.

2 comments:

  1. Are you connected to the 'back of face' theosophists? They give pop quizzes like this and you're supposed to realize you need no back of face. Now are you saying you have no back of face anyway? Grey's Anatomy makes curiously little mention of it also.

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