Thursday, April 16, 2009

Dream Themes and Manifestations

QUESTION: Do you have Recurring Themes in your Dreams?
The vast majority of respondents reported having recurring themes in their dreams similar to what happens in real life. The following study of themes reported is based on the latest interpretation of dream hooey and dream hooey analysis. Here, discussed by category, are some of the recurring Dream Themes you admitted to in our initial survey:

Creativity
Singing while levitating
—You are feeling happy and creative—at least while sound asleep in bed.
Surfing along at high speed—Joy and creativity are expressed by this dream activity—or else you are web surfing too much and consequently not getting enough physical exercise.
Paralyzing Fear
Being chased by a toothbrush
—Traumatic dental visits? Go ahead, turn around and face your fears! The toothbrush will not hurt you if you whirl and face up to it in your dream. We promise!
Unexpected Growth
Discovering secret additions (in a house)
—The house is your life; you are in a growth phase, whether you outwardly admit or inwardly realize what’s going on—either that or you’re gaining weight.
Forgetting that I own important property—You are neglecting a part of yourself vital to growth, your life is off track—this dream is a reminder to Pay Attention! Growth may happen while you nap, but then you have to go out and cut the grass.
The whole world is a circus—Our dream interpretation experts have determined that you made this one up to try to sound more interesting than you are—that’s pathetic, BTW, but we can’t let it get past us.
Mammalian Certainties
Rubbing warm bodies together; Cumming ; Sex; Immobility; Inertia; Weasels
—You all are dangerously horny and should get laid ASAP—get offline and go circulate among some warm bodies FGS!
A lot of water—You are experiencing a deep emotional breakthrough, or, you should not eat fast food so often late at night.
Too creepie to mention—Well OK, go ahead and repress while the rest of us are really trying for a breakthrough here—it’s subjects like you that are holding up the progress of dream research!
Repression
Floating in the backyard
You are repressing and suppressing strong emotions; Watch out! If you stop stuffing it down for even a moment you may launch.
Flying in a crouching postureYou also are repressed—trying to protect yourself by keeping a low profile, but WTF, if you’re going to fly why not wear the purple tights and stretch out?


QUESTION: Have you ever found Something Under Your Pillow after dreaming? If so, What?
Approximately half the (waking) respondents reported finding something under their pillow. The items reported to our initial survey included:
my hand, my arm, lint, a sheet, my forearm, my hand still attached to my arm
No one reported someone else’s hand, arm, lint, sheet, forearm or hand attached to arm under their pillow...and on and on and on like that. People!! One respondent reported finding the Tooth Fairy, but we did not find that report convincing.



6 comments:

  1. I believe I will have a really pertinent comment to send you tonight about 5 AM when I am asleep--but I have to work now on a few minor details (on how to write email during a dream).

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  2. serious cereal box readers take note, this is not your padre's horse

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  3. the scientificness of the science of this was a bit overwhelming. critical thinkers everywhere should be thankful and respectful.

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  4. am i dreaming this?

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  5. No, really, the whole world IS a circus. It was REVEALED to me in a dream. Whether this crude entertainment is for the benefit of gods, aliens, or transhumans, I do not know, but pay attention to the shapes of the exploded kernels next time you have popcorn (it's a good beginner way to start seeing the clowns).

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  6. At a music concert this weekend, sitting on the grass in trash, I noticed a few kernels of popcorn. Picked one up and saw a little clown, complete with bulbous nose! Was so startled I dropped the kernel and it was eaten by a passing dog. None of the other trash I picked up was in any way unusual...

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