Monday, April 20, 2009

Dream Entities: Identification of Entity 1

QUESTION: What IS This:
Identifications were various including but not limited to: Rabidanimammalballoon, cytoplasm, a neuronic, smileyface,multi-identify space alien,fetus,gelatinous lifeform ,creature in amalgam, prefrog,seacreature,potatochip,Elvis’ghost,glooblefacarmfinsmiler,
flyingwhatzit,pirate,butt, alienroadkill


However, the consensus of the respondents was that this entity either is or is related to:
ANSWER: an Octopus or Squid or something with Tentacles

QUESTION: What is it doing?
The Entity was reported to be:
flying,laughing,smoking,fishing,fucking,happy,caressing,hangingout,
sayinghello, swimming,floating,self-basting,eating or being eaten,
being ironic, running, choosing an identify,training for womb olympics,
smiling, observing, trying to make up its mind.


However, the Entity was most commonly reported to be:
ANSWER: Dancing

QUESTION: Have you ever dreamed This?
Only 24% of respondents reported ever having dreamed this entity.

QUESTION: Should we release it?
In spite of that, our respondents did not judge the Entity to be threatening. A surprising 86% of respondents expressed the opinion that Entity 1 should be released.

DISPOSITION of Entity 1: As a result of the survey, the Q Science Team reports that Entity 1 was set free just outside the laboratory and was last reported dancing toward the Peachtree-DeKalb airport.

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2 comments:

  1. Rambunctious cytoplasmic entities aren't that unusual in sectors "C" and "F" of the neuroblasphemic area of the brain. They create sudden outbursts of nonsensical musings, a kind of tourettes on steroids sensation that is mostly pleasurable but at times funny but not funny ha, ha.

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  2. Proving again, Frank did it his way, we (including Marsha) did it surVEYS

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