diagram "a" answers!

It seems as if none of you got 100% on this one. In fact, not one person got one part labelled correctly. Come on people! What is it going to take? Pay attention.

Here are the correct labels:

a. tunneling force libido tip
b. blogocoel
c. albumen
d. current app
e. snake
f. pulse (so-called false) memory feeder
g. rationale eradification feed
h. St. Elmo's grail
i. shadow torpedo
j. the Dude, a.k.a. the Man, Memory Stik Walker, The Guy Over There, Hairy Harry, WonderBoy, Ha Ha Jones, Feets.
k. universal news feed

Surprisingly, a LOT of the labels given matched another diagram that we did not publish. This is statistically unlikely, to say the least. Arriving at a plausible hypothesis to explain this anomaly will require much more research. Suggestions have been made as to possible mechanisms that could explain these results, including: interference by an unknown party or force, some kind of telepathy (ha!), or that we simply goofed up somehow (not likely).

Here's the alternate (previously unpublished) diagram, entitled "yearning machine oscillator":


and the correct labels, provided by the test subjects:

a. Unripe swiss cheese
b. gizzard
c. Surrounding stuff
d. aggravation index
e. sample of the nuke-soil
f. Object of focus
g. worm hole
h. emergency escape for the pooper into another dimension when he runs out of poo poo
i. i-loop (grounding)
j: Larry
k. Ah. Now there's the interesting part and possibly the only one that can be directly influenced by action

I think...