Meta-search engines send a user's query to multiple search engines and blend the top results from each into one overall list. A final step can involve clustering the combined results. Meta-search has intrinsic advantages that are based on collection and analysis that brings the most popular themes to attention so the results can be displayed in a way that will help brains quickly assess weighted significance, without the need for pesky percentage calculations.
The Q Science Team, having misplaced our calculator, applied the coolest purple-type meta-search techniques to your report of What’s Happening Here? in the dream scenario from Module 2:
Larry, Boris and Natasha are in the future, living in a reality that is without the false concept of fear and destruction generated by the technology of today’s times. They have been delivered to a sleek ovoid space station by a red velvet rocket ship that came from the Purple Mountain Majesties planet—soon the WHOLE UNIVERSE will be purple or at least violet—ahHHHhahahahahah
After moving into the luxurious lavender space station, they discover that retired president Barack Obama is living on the far light blue side of the planet, right behind the purple mountains, running a holding facility for extremely cruel and mildly unusual people. The prisoners are tortured by being forced to watch daytime TV—if they don’t watch TV, they’ll explode. From the space station, L, B & N can see the facility in the background where Barack Obama’s bean burgers are made.
On the other hand, L, B & N are living a green purple life, terra-farming broccoli and raising transgender fruitflies to subsist. Their daily activities are recorded for a reality show on the Exploding TV Network (that powers rockets and the fuel saved is recycled to dry cleaners in Aspen on the planet Earth). Little do the researchers know that the prisoners at the holding facility are being forced to watch a boring science reality show—when they would prefer to watch stories about your mother, your father, your friends, your not-so-sex life, the right to end your life, the right to run, the right to kill—in short—YOUR WORLD! Because they’re forced to watch the Exploding TV Network, the prisoners are privy to the researchers’ every move and are even now plotting to capture the space station, overthrow and kill them.
For security purposes, a horrible exploding type bomb has been programmed to destroy the space station if the researchers do not re-set it at the proper time; this is intended to keep deadly technological secrets from being stolen by infernal aliens should they capture the station and kill all the human researchers. But the unintended consequences will be that in the near future, tragic events will unfold, blowing up harsh reality as 98% of residents on this planet knows it.
We don’t really want to go there….
Where's the handle? If you try to grab it anywhere it just conforms to any shape. What you need is a good 2-dimensional statement like "in 4 years 80% of americans will know what the republicans were talking about." that's the kind of talk that keeps expectations met. are you responsible for people flying off without the handle?
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ReplyDeletewhat is the downside to blowing up harsh reality
ReplyDeletei use a reality softner in all my wash. feels good to the skin! so soft. so velvacious, so smooth.
ReplyDeleteis it the researchers or the prisoners that want to watch reality tv?
ReplyDelete“Even if there were no actual evidence in favor of the Darwinian theory, we should still be justified in preferring it over all rival theories.” richard dawkins
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ReplyDeleteMarsha said---here are some questions for further research:
ReplyDeleteHow come young people when they nap slump over a desk, but geezers lean back in the chair?
What is the difference between words in cyberspace (like these) and words on a printed page?
How come dandelions can instantly transform from a golden globe into a vacant lunar orb, and no one ever, EVER, sees them do it.